Arnold Betrays Iggy
{The episode begins with Arnold, Sid, and Stinky walking through town together. Arnold is tasked with dropping off Iggy's homework.}
Stinky: You're so lucky Mr. Simmons picked you to drop off Iggy's homework, Arnold!
Sid: He's so cool! I mean, maybe he's not even sick!
Stinky: Yeah! He's so cool, remember when he drew that funny chalk picture of Principal Wartz looking like a circus clown on the playground?
Sid: And Wartz got all mad and made Iggy stay after school for a whole week.
Stinky: That was so cool!
Sid: Yeah, I just think that he's faking being sick.
Stinky: He's so cool!
{Eventually, Arnold makes it to Iggy's apartment and knocks on the door. Iggy's mother answers}
Arnold: Hi. Is Iggy here?
Iggy's mother: He's on the sofa.
{Arnold makes his way inside, walking down the long hallway that leads to the living room. As he walks, he sees a picture of Iggy smiling and posing in a cool fashion, admiring it. He then enters the room, and sees Iggy watching television while wearing bunny pajamas. Iggy realizes that Arnold is here.}
Iggy: Arnold!?
Arnold: Iggy!?
Iggy: Arnold!?
Arnold: Iggy!?
Iggy: Arnold!?
Arnold: {walking towards him}What are you wearing?
Iggy: Uh, forget it! {hides under his blanket}You didn't see anything!
Arnold: Are those bunny pajamas?
Iggy: {poking his head out} No, of course not! I'm nine years old for cripes sakes! Why would I be wearing bunny pajamas? {As he speaks, one of the bunny ears pops out from up top, making him cover up again. Just then, his mother enters and switches the lights on and television off. She walks towards the covered Iggy}
Iggy's mother: Iggy, sweetheart. I need to wash this blanket. {she removes it, exposing him fully, before exiting the room}
Arnold: They are! They're bunny pajamas! {trying not to laugh}Oh, man, I can't believe this!
Iggy: Okay, okay! So it's true. Arnold, you got to do me a favor. You gotta promise me you won't tell!
Arnold: {through slight chuckles} I promise!
Iggy: {grabbing Arnold by his shirt} I got a reputation! People think that I'm cool! If they know I sleep in bunny pajamas, I'll lose all respect! I worked hard for that respect!
Arnold: I-I understand.
Iggy: Promise me Arnold.
Arnold: I promise.
Iggy: That you won't tell anyone!
Arnold: {through his chuckling} That I won't tell anyone...that you sleep in bunny pajamas! {laughs}
Iggy: It's not funny, Arnold!
Arnold: {laughing} I know! I promise!
{the next day, on the bus ride to school}
Stinky: So that's how come my favorite pudding is lemon pudding.
Sid: You tell us that same story every morning.
Stinky: That's on account of it being my favorite story about myself.
Sid: So, Arnold. How was Iggy yesterday? Was he faking'?
Arnold: Oh, no no, he wasn't faking. I mean, he seemed kinda sick. {he starts laughing to himself}
Sid: What's so funny Arnold?
Arnold: Nothing.
Stinky: Well, I reckon something might be funny on account of your laughing.
Arnold: It's nothing! Just...something that happened when I went to Iggy's house last night.
Sid: Well, what happened?
Arnold: I can't talk about it.
{at that moment, the bus arrives at the school. The students exit and make their way to the entrance}
Stinky: Come on, Arnold! What was so funny!?
Arnold: I told you I can't talk about it.
Stinky: Was it something he did?
Arnold: Well, it was just something that he was wearing, but that's all I can say.
Stinky: Was it a dress?
Arnold: No, of course not.
Sid: Was it lederhosen?
Arnold: No, Sid, it wasn't lederhosen.
Sid: Well, come on. How bad could it be? I mean, it wasn't like he was wearing bunny pajamas or something.
